As you approach our part of the midway (which will be next to the Moustrap if there is any justice in this world)
you will be properly insulted by one of our very professional carnival greeters. (Krista, David and Tony)

These excellent greetings will be tailor made for each and every participant (who we shall now refer to as Mark)
as "Mark" is brought into our sphere he/she shall be encouraged to "participate" in our "interactive art instilation." Mark will then recieve a "ticket" and ordered to get on a "wheel."

The wheel shall be painted as a coin and as Mark runs toward the slot, the money makes the art move...and the art...well, you can figure out the rest.
If Mark behaves him/her self and does a good job, they can get a prize. A slightly used "we're #1 foam hand that has "I *pick* my art" senciled on one side and "Disgusting Specticle '05" on the other. the ticket also allows them to see the impressive Apocalypse & Son oddity museum housed in the 24'truck.

Thanks to Krista, Giles, and Jerico Reese we are well under way. Bless them, their pets and everybody who looks like them or their pets!